First Easter after Marriage
Hus: Honey… come let us cook the meat first.
Wife: Oh why not sweety.
Hus: Cook the meat first.
Hus: Why can’t you cook the meat first?
Wife: All these bullshits. Are you blind? Can’t you see I have so much to do? Don’t order me about like that. I am not your servant. Goddamn! take me out of this hell!